We have surveyed the in-plane transport properties of the graphene twist bilayer using (i) a low-energy effective Hamiltonian for the underlying electronic structure, (ii) an isotropic elastic phonon model, and (iii) the linear Boltzmann equation for elastic electron-phonon scattering. We find that transport in the twist bilayer is profoundly sensitive to the rotation angle of the constituent layers. Similar to the electronic structure of the twist bilayer, the transport is qualitatively different in three distinct angle regimes. At large angles (θ ≥ ≈ 10^°) and at temperatures below an interlayer Bloch-Grüneisen temperature of ≈ 10 K, the conductivity is independent of the twist angle, i.e., the layers are fully decoupled. Above this temperature the layers, even though decoupled in the ground state, are recoupled by electron-phonon scattering and the transport is different both from single-layer graphene as well as the Bernal bilayer. In the small-angle regime θ ≤ ≈ 2^°, the conductivity drops by two orders of magnitude and develops a rich energy dependence, reflecting the complexity of the underlying topological changes (Lifshitz transitions) of the Fermi surface. At intermediate angles, the conductivity decreases continuously as the twist angle is reduced, while the energy dependence of the conductivity presents two sharp transitions, that occur at specific angle-dependent energies, and that may be related to (i) the well-studied van Hove singularity of the twist bilayer and (ii) a Lifshitz transition that occurs when trigonally placed electron pockets decorate the strongly warped Dirac cone. Interestingly, we find that, while the electron-phonon scattering is dominated by layer symmetric flexural phonons in the small-angle limit, at large angles, in contrast, it is the layer antisymmetric flexural mode that is most important. We examine the role of a layer perpendicular electric field finding that it affects the conductivity strongly at low temperatures, whereas this effect is washed out by Fermi smearing at room temperatures.